More Kool-Aid, Mr. Budiac?

While standing in line at the Apple Store, Kathryn asked me to enumerate all of the various Mac and iPod products I have owned over the years. Many of these have been work-related, mind you, and as such paid for by the business, but still, clearly, I have a problem.

iPods

• Original 5GB, ordered the day it came out
• 2nd gen 20GB
• 3rd gen 30GB
• Green iPod mini
• iPod Shuffle
• Silver iPod mini (2nd gen)
• iPod nano
• 8GB iPod nano (2nd gen)
  

Desktops/Laptops

• iMac DV (Tangerine)
• PowerMac G4
  
• PowerBook G4 (400MHz), ordered the day it came out
• PowerBook G4 (1GHz)
• 12" PowerBook G4
• iMac (G4)
• Mac mini (x2)
  
• MacBook Pro

Peripherals

• Original graphite AirPort
• Two AirPort Extremes, one specifically purchased with a dial-up modem to facilitate wireless internet from my old boat
• Three AirPort Expresses
• Three iSights
  

Displays

• 22" Cinema Display (graphite)
  
• 20" Cinema Display (graphite)
  
• Two 23" Cinema Displays (aluminum)
• 30" Cinema Display

The last item, the 30", was purchased as a replacement for the two 23" displays. Though they have served me well, I am placing these two fine items up for sale. Only one stuck pixel between the two of them, and I hardly even notice it's there. New, of course, they're $999. I'll let them go for $750 each, or $1400 for the both of them. Interested?